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		<description><![CDATA[...This made me think of an old saying and I recalled how naïve it would be to simply say it and therefore simplifying the woes within the forest.  I think it’s more appropriate to say, that if a tree falls in the forest, and one is there to effectively communicate that it was not the wind that caused such a disaster, but Anthracnose diseases of hardwood trees, which are in fact widespread throughout the Eastern United States, then did it actually make a sound?<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theodoreadonis.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7591695&amp;post=1261&amp;subd=theodoreadonis&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Is Bad Pizza like Still Pretty Good Sex</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[...Now maybe you’re asking: why does it matter whether the pizza was good or bad?  Well, after we finished and before we left, our distant-aunt would suggest making a half-dozen pizzas for our dad, maybe for our grandparents, maybe some to keep in the fridge or freezer and you couldn’t take no for an answer.  It’s like someone picking up the tab at dinner, initially you say no, but eventually you have to relent.  And in our situation, it generally would be an insult to refuse parting gifts...<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theodoreadonis.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7591695&amp;post=1222&amp;subd=theodoreadonis&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>From the News: Fall Guy</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The Roxbury man who allegedly confessed he stashed crack cocaine in the shoe of a 3-year-old girl is &#8220;taking the fall&#8221; for someone, his attorney said.&#8221;  Boston Globe. I&#8217;ve talked with his attorney and clearly he&#8217;s taking the fall for the 3 year old girl, who, on MLK Blvd, as the massive drug pusher &#8220;Little [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theodoreadonis.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7591695&amp;post=1208&amp;subd=theodoreadonis&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Was I brushed off?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Van Buren and Claey,

I met this girl back in June at a community event, it was a save-the-sea-plankton or STSP.  Anyway, the organization is the brain child of Franz Ferdinand's front man Alex Kapranos and it's all about finding ways of saving sea plankton without cutting back the sewarage, refuse and other pollution we normally put in our oceans... The next week came and she set a meeting place and time, and as I was arriving to meet her, literally a block a way, I received a text message saying she had just gotten a migraine and couldn't meet up.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=theodoreadonis.wordpress.com&amp;blog=7591695&amp;post=1161&amp;subd=theodoreadonis&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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